Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Randomize
