i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
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