you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
