But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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