Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
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