Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
I'm having to shit out rocks
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