i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
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