Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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