there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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