Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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