How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
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