u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
I think a kid would responsible me up
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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