I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
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