Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
How external is "for external use only"?
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
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