She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
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