For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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