i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
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