Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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