Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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