the vacuum is drunk
what?
i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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