You really coming over, don't trick.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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