Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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