Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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