You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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