Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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