Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
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