i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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