My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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