Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
he shaved USA in his pubs
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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