we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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