you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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