Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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