Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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