mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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