the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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