Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
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