Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
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