So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
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