Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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