Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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