How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
he had hair everywhere except his balls
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Just woke up to Siri reminding me that i need to kill the giant orange spider in my room, because it's sorcery and witchcraft is sacrilegious. Did you give me LSD again!?!??!
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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