I just saw a hot homeless man
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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