You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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