no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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