The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
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