There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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