is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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