even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
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