i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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