I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
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