So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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