I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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