It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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