Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
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