u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
theres a dog humping me and im not going to stop it... i really need to get laid.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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