i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Be still, my beating vagina.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
is it fun? or sober?
Randomize
