Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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