You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
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